i found a site where u can put in words and itll make a story!  so i made fanfic hope u liek it n___n

On a sensual and vivacious morning, Criken sat at his computer desk. It was Valentine’s Day and he was all alone. His right leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Oats to love someone with a passionate upper thigh?

Loosely, he began to recite a poem he had composed. “Ah, my love is like a delectable naughty bagpipe, all on a summer’s day. I wish my Oats would stroke me, in his own alluring way…”

“Do you?” Oats sat down beside Criken and put his hand on Criken’s left big toe. “I think that could be arranged.”

Criken gasped magically. “But what about my passionate upper thigh?”

“I like it,” Oats said lustfully. “I think it’s dreamy.”

They came together and their kiss was like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

“I love you,” Criken said gratefully.

“I love you too,” Oats replied and stroked him.

They bought a unicorn, moved in together, and lived touchingly ever after. 

thank u kind patron dis is beatiful <3